The Fifth Element Movie Quotes

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Luc Besson directed the movie. He wrote the sreenplay with Robert Mark Kamen based on Besson's story.

Professor Pacoli: When the three planets are in eclipse, the black hole is open. Evil comes, spreading terror and chaos. See the snake , Billy? The ultimate Evil. Make sure you get the snake.
Billy: I've got your snakes. I got all the snakes. When is this snake act suppose to occur?
Professor Pacoli:If this is the five, and this is the one...Every 5,000 years.
Billy: So, I've got some time.

Father Vito Cornelius: Evil begets evil, Mr. President. Shooting will only make it stronger.

Father Vito Cornelius: Time is of no importance. Only life is important.

Finger: There're a million women out there!
Korben Dallas: I don't want them. I just want one...the perfect one.
Finger: It don't exist.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, I know.

Korben Dallas: [to his cat] Don't watch that stuff all day. It'll rot your brain.

Father Vito Cornelius: The Mondoshawan possess the only weapon to defeat Evil. Four elements, gathered around a fifth. The Supreme Being, the ultimate warrior. Created to protect life. Together, they produce the "Light of Creation", that can bring life to the farthest reaches of the Universe.

Doctor: Normal human beings have 40 DNA memo groups. This has 200,000 memo groups.
General Munro: Sounds like a freak of nature. I can't wait to meet him.

Korben Dallas: Big Badda Boom.

Dispatch: All units respond in pursuit of yellow cab, Level 10.
Police officer: [getting lunch at McDonalds talking into radio] Unit 47, we're on the way [hangs up radio]... soon as we finish lunch. I'm too old, too tired, too hungry to go chase some hot rod. And I'm definitely too thirsty.
Korben Dallas: LOOK OUT! [sideswipes police officer, causing his lunch to go all over him, and his drink to spatter in his face]
Police officer: [moment later] WHOA!

Korben Dallas: [referring to Leeloo's escape from the police] We got lucky. If they don't chase you after a mile, they don't chase ya... Maybe it's two miles. Hang on.

Korben Dallas: Listen lady, I only speak two languages: English and bad English.

Korben Dallas: Look lady, I'm all for a conversation but maybe you can just shut up for a minute.

Father Vito Cornelius: Yes?
Korben Dallas: [holding Leeloo in his arms] I'm, uh…looking for a priest.
Father Vito Cornelius: Weddings are one floor down, my son. Congratulations.

Father Vito Cornelius: He's a she.
Korben Dallas: You noticed!

Korben Dallas: What's your name?
Leeloo: Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat.
Korben Dallas: Good. That... that whole thing's your name, huh? Do you have, uh... a shorter name?
Leeloo: Leeloo.

Leeloo: Eto Akta Gamat.

Leeloo: Chikan...good...

Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: My dear Aknot, I have a total of things to borrow. [sees Aknot's human face] Aknot, is that you? What an ugly face. It doesn't suit you. Take it off. [Aknot's face transforms into a Mangalore's] Much better. Never be ashamed of who you are. You're warriors, be proud. So what if the Federal Government scattered your people into the wind? What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Your time for revenge is at hand. Voila, the ZF-1. It's light; handle's adjustable for easy carrying; good for righties and lefties; breaks down into four parts; undetectable by X-ray; ideal for quick discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger; 3000-round clip with bursts of 3 to 300. With the replay button, another Zorg invention, it's even easier. [lights reveal a dummy in police gear] One shot... [shoots dummy]...and replay sends every following shot to the same location. [turns around, shooting in the direction of the Mangalores; bullets curve their trajectory and hit the dummy instead] And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies but goodies. [fires every weapon at the dummy as he mentions them] Rocket launcher... arrow launcher with exploding or poisonous gas heads, very practical... our famous net launcher... the always-efficient flamethrower. My favorite... [winks to the Mangalores] And for the grand finale, the all-new 'Ice-cube System'.

Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: Empty. The opposite of full. This case is supposed to be FULL!!! Anyone care to explain?

Aknot: You asked for a case. We brought you a case.
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: A case with four stones in it! Not one or two or three but FOUR! FOUR STONES! Wha... What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?!
Aknot: We are warriors, not merchants.
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: But you can still count! Look, it's easy. Look at my fingers. Four stones, four crates. Zero stones, ZERO CRATES!!! Pack everything up! We're outta here! [Mangalores hoist their guns with a roar]
Aknot: We risked our lives! I think a little compensation is in order.
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: Oh, so you are merchants after all. Leave them one crate for the cause.

Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: I don't like warriors. Too narrow-minded, no subtlety. And worse, they fight for hopeless causes. Honor? Huh! Honor's killed millions of people, it hasn't saved a single one. Tell you what I do like though: a killer. A dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold-blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would have immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun. [a Mangalore presses the button, detonating a large explosive] Bring me the priest.

Father Vito Cornelius: I try to serve life. But you only...seem to want to destroy it.
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: Oh, Father, you're so wrong. Let me explain. Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder and chaos. Take this empty glass. Here it is, peaceful, serene and boring. But if it is... [pushes glass off table] destroyed... [robot cleaners move to clean broken glass] Look at all these little things. So busy now. Notice how each one is useful. What a lovely ballet ensues, so full of form and color. Now, think about all those people that created them. Technicians, engineers, hundreds of people who'll be able to feed their children tonight so those children can grow up big and strong and have little teeny weeny children of their own, and so on and so forth. Thus, adding to the great chain... of life. You see, Father, by creating a little destruction, I'm actually encouraging life. In reality, you and I are in the same business. Cheers. [drinks water with cherry and starts to choke on cherry stuck in his throat]
Father Vito Cornelius: Where's the robot to pat you in the back? Or the engineer? Or their children, maybe? There, you see how all your so-called power counts for absolutely nothing? How your entire empire of destruction comes... crashing down. All because of one little... cherry. [slaps Zorg in the back]
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: [opens doors, throws Cornelius to guards] You saved my life, and in return, I'll spare yours... for now.
Father Vito Cornelius: You're a monster, Zorg.
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: I know.

Mr. Kim: You got a message.
Korben Dallas: Yeah.
Mr. Kim: You're not gonna open it? Could be important.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, like the last two I got were important. The first one was from my wife, telling me she was leaving. The second was from my lawyer, telling me he was leaving with my wife.
Mr. Kim: Agh, that is bad luck. But grandfather say, "It never rain everyday". This is good news, guaranteed. Hey, I bet your lunch.
Korben Dallas: Okay, you're on.
Mr. Kim: Come on. [opens message, in a excited voice] 'You are fired.' ... Oh, I'm sorry.
Korben Dallas: At least I won lunch.
Mr. Kim: Good philosophy! See good in bad. I like.

General Munro: [after telling Korben about the mission] Any questions?
Korben Dallas: Yeah. Just one. Why me? I retired six months ago. You remember?
General Munro: Three reasons. One - as a member of the elite special forces unit of the Federated Army, you are expert in the use of all major weapons & space craft needed for this mission. [unravels a very long list] Two - of all the members of your unit, you were the most highly decorated.
Korben Dallas: …And the third one?
General Munro: Of all the members of your unit, you're the only one left alive.

[Cornelius bursts into Korben's room pointing a gun at him]
Father Vito Cornelius: I'm really sorry to have to resort to these methods, Mr. Willis…
Korben Dallas: Dallas.
Father Vito Cornelius: Er, Mr. Dallas. But we heard about your good luck on the radio, and we need your tickets for Fhloston.
Korben Dallas: Is this how priests normally take vacations?
Father Vito Cornelius: We're not on a vacation, we're on a mission!
Korben Dallas: What mission is that?
Father Vito Cornelius: We have to save the world, my son.

Father Vito Cornelius: What are you doing?
Korben Dallas: Trying to save your ass so you can save the world.

Police Officer: Sir, are you classified as human?
Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

Leeloo: Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass. Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: [to check-in attendent] Yeah, this is my wife, Leeloo.
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, multipass, she knows it's a multipass. Leeloo Dallas. This is my wife.
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: We're newlyweds. Just met. You know how it is. We bumped into each other, sparks happen...
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yes, she knows it's a multipass! Anyways, we're in love.

Ruby Rhod: We’ll find out everything there is to know about the D man: his dreams, his desires, his most intimates of intimates, and from what I’m looking at, intimate is this stud muffin’s middle name! So tell me my man, are you nervous in the service?
Korben Dallas: Mmm... not really.
Ruby Rhod: Freeze those knees, my chickadees! Korben is in the place and he's on the case!

Ruby Rhod: Korben, sweetheart, what was that? IT WAS BAD! It had nothing! No fire! No energy! NO NOTHING! You know I have a show to run here, you know? Hmm? Hmm? And it must pop, pop, POP! So tomorrow from five to seven, will you please act like you have more than a two word vocabulary? It must be green, okay? Okay?

Korben Dallas: I didn't come here to play Pumbo on the radio. So tomorrow, you gonna give yourself a hand. Green?
Ruby Rhod: Super green.

Flight Attendant: Mr. Rhod, you are going to have to assume your individual position.
Ruby Rhod: I don't want one position, I want all positions!

Shadow: It's Shadow...
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: Zorg here.
Shadow: Am I disturbing you?
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: Oh no... no, no... I was... just... W-Where are you?
Shadow: Not far now.
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: Good... good, good...
Shadow: How are the stones?
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: Fine... fine, just fine... I'll, I'll have the... ah... I'll have the four stones you asked for anytime now... but, but it wasn't easy. My costs... have tripled.
Shadow: Money is of... no importance. I... want... the... STONES...
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: The stones... will be here... I'll see to it personally...
Shadow: I will be among you... soon.

Ruby Rhod: And now we enter what must be the most beautiful concert hall of all the universe! A perfect replica of the old opera house! ...But who cares?

Korben Dallas: We need to find the leader. Mangalores don't fight without their leaders.
Aknot: One more shot and we start killing hostages!
Korben Dallas: That would be the leader.
Aknot: Send someone in to negotiate!
Ship's officer: [shrugging] I…I never negotiated before.
Korben Dallas: You mind if…I…?
Ship's officer: Uh…yeah…sure. [yells to the Mangalores] We're sending someone in to negotiate! [Korben strides through the door, aims and fires a single shot into Aknot's forehead. Aknot falls to the floor with a thud]
Korben Dallas: [pointing the gun around to the Mangalores] Anyone else want to negotiate?
Ship's officer: [to Ruby Rhod] W-where did he learn to negotiate like that?
President Lindberg: [listening to Ruby Rhod's radio transmission, looks distastefully at General Munro] I wonder.

Ruby Rhod: My man? My man? My man, what's this thing with all these numbers?
Vito Cornelius: It's a- It's a- It's a- It's a-
Ruby Rhod: No no no no no no no no. 'Cause if it was a bomb, the alarms would go off because all these hotels have bomb detectors, right?
[alarm goes off]

Leeloo: Everything you create, you use to destroy.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, we call it human nature.

President Lindberg: I first would like to salute a warrior. You're a shining example of this army...
Korben Dallas: Mr President, any idea when you gonna be getting to the point?

Ruby Rhod: Korben, my man, what are ya doing?
Korben Dallas: Tryin' to keep ya in the DJ business.

Leeloo: I do not know love. I was built to protect, not love.

Ruby Rhod: What's wrong with you?! What you screaming for?! Every five minutes there's somethin', it's a bomb or somethin'! I'm leavin'! Bzzzz!

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