Galaxy Quest Movie Quotes

Famous Galaxy Quest movie quotes and dialogs:

Galaxy Quest is a science fiction comedy directed by Dean Parisot. David Howard and Robert Gordon wrote the screenplay based on David Howard's story.

Jason Nesmith: Never give up! Never surrender!

Sir Alexander Dane: By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Morvan, you shall be avenged.

Gwen DeMarco: You've gotta admit, they really do love him.
Tommy Webber: Yeah, almost as much as he loves himself.

Jason Nesmith: Crewman Madison, the mist of this strange planet is filling my head with such thoughts.
Gwen DeMarco: It was cute when I didn't know you.

Jason Nesmith: There is no quantum flux, there's no auxiliary, there's no god-damned ship! You got it?

Jason Nesmith: Hi! What's up with her, doesn't she talk?
Quellek: Her translator is broken.
Laliari: [Shrieks] Iaaaaa!
Jason Nesmith: Okey dokey...

Jason Nesmith: Guys, I was there. I was up there. Remember yesterday at the convention, those people dressed up like aliens? They were aliens! They were Termites, or-or Dalmatians... I can't really remember 'cause I was hung over. But what they built was extraordinary!

Quellek: Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?
Sir Alexander Dane: Just like mother used to make.

Guy Fleegman: I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six." I'm expendable! I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is! I've gotta get outta here!

General Sarris: Perhaps I am not as stupid as I am ugly, Commander!

Guy Fleegman: Uhh, guys, the, uh, red thingy is coming toward the green thingy... and I think we're the green thingy!

Fred Kwan: Hi, guys. Listen, they're telling me the, uh, the generators can't take it. The ship's breaking up and all that. Just FYI.

Gwen DeMarco: Look, I have one job on this lousy ship. It's stupid, but I'm gonna do it, OKAY?

Jason Nesmith: Come on, use some self-control.
Gwen DeMarco: Self-control? That's funny, coming from a man who slept with every Turathian slave-girl and Moon Princess on the show.

Gwen DeMarco: Look at that. Look. They look like little children.
Sir Alexander Dane: Could they be the miners?
Fred Kwan: Sure. I mean, they're like three years old.
Sir Alexander Dane: Miners, not minors!
Fred Kwan: You lost me.
Guy Fleegman: I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
Gwen DeMarco: Oh, they are so cute!
Guy Fleegman: Sure, they're cute now. But in a second they're gonna get mean, and they're gonna get ugly somehow, and there's gonna be a million more of them.

Sir Alexander Dane: You're just going to have to figure out what it wants. What is its motivation?
Jason Nesmith: It's a rock monster. It doesn't have motivation.
Fred Kwan: See, that's your problem, Jason. You were never serious about the craft!

Gwen DeMarco: Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!

Fred Kwan: Sorry, I was...door was a little sticky. Did you see that? I'll get one of my boys up here with a can of WD-40.

Brandon Wheeger: I just wanted to tell you that I thought a lot about what you said.
Jason Nesmith: It's okay, now listen...
Brandon Wheeger: But I want you to know that I'm not a complete brain case, okay? I understand completely that it's just a TV show. I know there's no beryllium sphere...
Jason Nesmith: Hold it.
Brandon Wheeger: no digital conveyor, no ship...
Jason Nesmith: Stop for a second, stop. It's all real.
Brandon Wheeger: Oh my God, I knew it. I knew it! I knew it!

Tommy Webber: [practicing piloting] Pedal to the metal, commander!

Gwen DeMarco: Ducts! Why is it always ducts?

Gwen DeMarco: What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn't have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here?
Jason Nesmith: 'Cause it's on the television show!
Gwen DeMarco: Well forget it, I'm not doing it, this episode was badly written!

Fred Kwan: We gotta turn off that valve. Their oxygen's almost gone.
Guy Fleegman: Listen... I'll go in. I'll create a distraction. I got this. [he swings around an oversized alien gun] I'm okay. I might be able to hold them back long enough for the aliens to escape.
Fred Kwan: That's suicide!
Guy Fleegman: I'm just a glorified extra, Fred. I'm a dead man anyway. If I gotta die I'd rather go out a hero than a coward.
Fred Kwan: Guy... Guy, maybe you're the plucky comedy relief. You ever think about that?
Guy Fleegman: Plucky?
Fred Kwan: Besides. [Laughs] I just had this really interesting idea...Yeah let's go.
Guy Fleegman: Are you stoned?

General Sarris: How adorable. The actors are going to play war with me.

General Sarris: Let me remind you, sonny, I am a general. If you are counting on me to blink, then you are making a deadly mistake!
Jason Nesmith: Well, let me tell you something, Sarris. It doesn't take a great actor to recognize a bad one. You're sweating!
Gwen DeMarco: Armor almost gone, Jason.
General Sarris: You fool! You fail to realize that with your armor gone, my ship will tear through yours like tissue paper!
Jason Nesmith: And what you fail to realize is that MY ship is dragging mines!

Brandon's Mom: Where are you going with those fireworks?
Brandon: Well, the Protector got super-accelerated coming out of the black hole, and it, like, nailed the atmosphere at Mach 15, which, you guys know, is pretty unstable, obviously, so we're gonna help Laredo guide it on the vox ultra-frequency carrier and use Roman candles for visual confirmation.
Brandon's Mom: Uh, all right, dinner's at seven. [Mom turns to Brandon's Dad] Well, he's outside.

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